Wednesday, February 20, 2013

The Story of Horny Corn, Aphrodisiac Popcorn


Horny corn...  The thing that makes all my friends giggle...  The thing that makes my husband hungry...  The thing that led to a lot of really gross taste testing experiments in the design phase...  The very first magical thing I ever wanted to create!  What is it?  What is the story???

Horny corn is the whole reason I ever became interested in magic and my special brand of witchery to be honest.  After my little girl was born in 2010, I had postpartum depression and had a really hard time shaking it do to a long string of circumstance that I won't go into here.  But, though I am much better now, the one thing that has never really bounced back was the old "mo jo."  I know its really pretty common for women as they have children and age to experience a change in sexual desire, but this was something that was really crushing to me.  Here I have this great marriage to a smoking hot man, a wonderful life, and pretty much every single solitary thing a girl could ever want!  What the heck is my problem?  I tried so many things to return to the "old me" but nothing really worked.  A large part of it I'm sure is just plain and simple mommy fatigue.  But I felt like I ought to be able to struggle through the fatigue and be the same woman my husband fell in love with despite the changes a new baby brings.

Eventually, the idea of using magic to return to my former self started to spin in my mind.  I started doing a LOT of research on various ways to magic back my mojo.  I finally settled on popcorn with a little magical mixture and a spell for a pleasant sexual encounter might just do the trick.  I researched herbs with magical and natural aphrodisiac properties and began experimenting with recipes because I wanted us to try out the popcorn with no magic first, to see if the natural effects alone work.  Let me tell you, friends, despite the fact that the earliest Horny Corn prototype was THE MOST DISGUSTING THING EVER, my husband who is THE MOST PICKY EATER EVER gobbled it.  It took immediate effect for him...  I fully admit that at that stage, I couldn't choke it down, so I can't attest to its effectiveness other than his say so!

But, to make a long story short, I kept trying and worked out the recipe.  I also learned, researched, practiced and practiced, magic until I got good at it and then I added the finishing touches to the aphrodisiac popcorn; the magic!  End result?  CAPOW!  I got my sexy back.  And, the Horny Corn no longer tastes gross, in fact, its delicious!  If I was able to take the hubs to bed at any point in time, I would probably eat quite a bit more of it!

I now make Horny Corn for sale, but don't worry, I still cast the magic on every serving.  This is such a fun way for other moms to get their sexy back.  You may have to throw calorie counting to the wind for one enjoyable night with your lover, but I assure you, it will be WELL worth it!  Horny corn comes in two flavors currently, a rich, Earthy, herbal flavor and a zesty, exotic, spicy flavor!  I invite you to try it out, or maybe make it the perfect gift for a bride or mom to be that you know!  And don't forget to let me know how you liked it!

You can now find my DIY instructions for how to make your own Horny Corn HERE.


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